beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"
Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn
by SoppaSick September 25, 2019
a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield
by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003
by Closemymouthho October 24, 2016
by meatbeater235 March 6, 2010
by Noreen Henry November 29, 2006
A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 5, 2018
This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you
1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
by Biggy Wiggy June 14, 2022