Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
by Cartmaniac June 23, 2009
A youth, highschool, college, and prossional sport. Known to be one of the hardest there is. Really it is a load of overly intense coaches who do tihngs like hand out bumper stickers and t-shirts to make up for the fact that everyone else thinks its a joke. Although a vigorous and demanding sport, it is much less evolved than better sports like football and hockey. Also, it has the same type of "team" feel that those sports have, but wrestlers tend to push it further because of society's idea that the counterculture the sport has created is pretty pathetic, which it very much is.
Coach: If you do wrestling, you can do anything!
Some normal person: Its just a sport, man.
Wrestler: Did he call us gay!? I don't fucking like dudes! Lets pin him down!
Some normal person: Its just a sport, man.
Wrestler: Did he call us gay!? I don't fucking like dudes! Lets pin him down!
by JJ9342 December 4, 2007
non-westler: so wrestling is a sport where you dont eat for a week and almost kill yourslef in practace 5 days in a row so you can wake up at 4:30 in the morning to spend 14 hours in a gym packed with 500 other sweaty dudes.
wrestler: yha dude sounds hard as fuck hu.
non-wrestler: yha its way harder then anything ive ever done, but its also just a little gay
wrestler: yha dude sounds hard as fuck hu.
non-wrestler: yha its way harder then anything ive ever done, but its also just a little gay
by uknowit'strue April 5, 2009
Some like to call it the best sport in the world, however others simply see it as gay sex infront of many people.
by Leah! April 4, 2008
A sport in which heterosexual males can have rub their bodies together with other heterosexual males without the activity being seen as homosexual.
John: Hey! Do you wanna wrestle?
Joe: Yeah! Wrestling is fun! I love having guys twisting themselves between my thighs! Genital-to-genital is fun too!
John: Okay. Strip off all your clothing except for this small band of cloth. Now we can start rolling on the ground together! Yay!
Joe: Yeah! Wrestling is fun! I love having guys twisting themselves between my thighs! Genital-to-genital is fun too!
John: Okay. Strip off all your clothing except for this small band of cloth. Now we can start rolling on the ground together! Yay!
by The Dark Horseman August 7, 2009
by BB May 15, 2005
I want to rub my ball sack on that boys face and wrestle his ass cheeks to submission.I think wrestling is the best gay sport.
by cnyguy3 May 9, 2008