wiitarded 

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

wiitarded by J Lau December 30, 2006

wintard 

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005

Wii Tard 

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii

Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard

Wii Tard by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008

WItard

Wisconsin athletic fans that are unintelligent due to bias.

That WItard thinks the Packers have won 3 Vince Lombardi Tropies when they've only won one.

WItard by wihubrislol January 23, 2011

wintard 

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

wintard by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard 

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

wintarded 

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.

Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!

wintarded by Bormon March 11, 2007