Welder

A welder is an individual who spends exceptional amounts of time piecing together metal, typically via TIG or MIG welding. Welders are usually very greasy, and short-tempered. To spot a welder in the wild you can look near any Harbor Freight store.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna weld?
Person 2: No, stupid ass welder.

by septard February 21, 2023

Welder

The act of residing or formally residing in or around Erath County

damn man, that welder must be from stephenville cause his welds are gangster af

by General long dong April 13, 2017

Welder

A person who makes precision gestamets based on unreliable data given by people of questionable knowledge.

The welder said who the fuck drew these.

by I have stuff September 11, 2023

Welder

A person who exhibits the same traits as clinger, but worse. Instead of clinging on to you, they full-on weld themselves on to you.

Lauren, this new girl is such a welder. She asked, “So who is this Lauren you’re texting?” I said, “It’s my cousin! Chill out.”

Such a welder.

by CaptainVegasKirk October 9, 2022

Welder Walk

To walk widely or bigly while being someone who welde

"That dude nearly knocked me over with how wide his welder walk was"

by Spunky The Meme May 30, 2019

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021