by guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrllllllllk December 23, 2024

by Bearimy May 30, 2024

When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"
Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?
Retarded fuck: What's Updog?
Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
Retarded fuck: What's Updog?
Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
by 12321312323434 February 01, 2022

by Bobby Lee Buckets January 11, 2023

updog is the amount of death of dogs that happen each 15 days, if the updog is more then 50 % you should run fast.
by the only joe papa November 14, 2022

by cytoex November 11, 2021

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'
A) do you love the smell of updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
B) What's updog
A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck
he is a smelly updog
by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024
