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two birds one stone 

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once
Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

two girls one finger 

A disgusting video following the same type of principle as "Two Girls One Cup". Involves two asians, nude, involved in sexual acts but at the same time making each other throw up on each other, eating it, etc. Also involves fecal matter being eaten.
"My girlfriend showed me two girls one finger, and I nearly threw up."
two girls one finger by Fox221 December 31, 2007

One-two punch 

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

One Two Buckle My shoe 

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

the old one two 

a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.
Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced

oh shit, thats just embarassing

two girls one cup 

Most people already know what two girls one cup is about and what happens yet they feel compelled to keep watching it and showing to their friends, "To see their reaction"
two girls one cup by Cool Diesel December 11, 2007