When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.
Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.
by Geimi and Tara March 24, 2007
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When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive
I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys
by Bojangleson July 11, 2017
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Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.
A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson
by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020
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Is a collaboration of mixed people that are fucking insane. It includes the select few of dumbasses who for some reason just lost their minds and do the weirdest, funniest, and out of this world acts of public humiliation. These people will randomly appear or will travel to the same locations and quite possibly in groups. They might possibly be heavily involved in enjoying drugs and whatever else they can afford or find.
Frat boy: "Hey did you get a chance to see that dude who was roaming the campus in nothing but a sheet skirt and one flip flop. Screaming that Satan was actually his ex wife 2 years and what a bitch she was."?

Slutty T.A.: " NO. But I heard about it. And I was thinking and said out loud "goddammit and these Tucson bush people." And was wondering what the hell is up with that".
by BigDaddyDeadSpace June 13, 2021
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Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.
We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.
by squanto6969 April 7, 2009
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A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.
by Thereaderboil January 14, 2020
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1. Tucson Butterfly Vitamin: To wear a snazzy suit, while wearing a hat sideways with a girl named Natalie on the bed. Is most often called TBV for short, because saying it the long way is too obscure. TBV's happen very rarely in a person's life, but when it does happen, you immediately create a term on Urban Dictionary to immortalize it.

2. Tucson Butterfly Vitamins: (Plural)The term for what you get when you smear deodorant on your nuts.
"Boy you look very Tucson Butterfly Vitamin!" says a Natalie on a bed who would prefer to say TBV but can't because Urban Dictionary requires her to say it full length resulting in her losing cool points from her friends.
by Bob barker's younger brother December 3, 2007
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