Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010

tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.

Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers

by D-Block48 March 26, 2008

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 4, 2004

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

by knivesron August 16, 2010

boy toucher

A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit.

Hey I hear that Jake is a boy toucher.

by c0rkskrew March 25, 2009

shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"

by Kelley Rubass July 10, 2008