Sexual position made famous by Conan O'Brien. The TBS censors officially allow him too talk about it on his television show.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna try the tokyo sandblaster ?
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
by chlsrnnrt90 November 10, 2010
A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.
by squackmire November 10, 2010
by AJs2 November 10, 2010
A very interesting sexual position first mentioned on Conan O'Brien on 11/09/2010. It involves ingestion of large amounts of sand and laxatives, preferably while in Tokyo, and subsequently sandblasting another's face with your sandy goodness.
Wow, did you see Jenny's face?
Yeah, it used to be so wrinkled but Yoshi gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster and now it's nice and fresh!
Yeah, it used to be so wrinkled but Yoshi gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster and now it's nice and fresh!
by Willy Mammoth November 10, 2010
by Conan lover 2 November 10, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.
John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by ogMooseKnuckle November 11, 2010
A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 10, 2010