badger

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.

Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!

by Flota September 17, 2005

badger

To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.

'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.

by Paulo Le Donk August 15, 2006

badger

Means well gud or streetracer

That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road

by Mr Susan & Carl the tennis rat October 06, 2008

badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.

Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.

by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007

badger

Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!

I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!

by badger-mushroom- snake September 01, 2009

Badger

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word

Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself

by B@tty December 24, 2008

Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.

Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.

by ODPSuave28 November 13, 2011