A derogatory nickname given to that hungover and slovenly office mate who always seems to emerge from the john with his zipper down.
Look, here comes the astounding Zipper Boy; I’ll wager ten bucks he won’t check it until he takes another zipless piss before lunch..
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2019
Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?
Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess
Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess
by traveling salesman October 15, 2010
An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by pm December 4, 2003
Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.
by Unfortunate Ted October 9, 2011
Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.
"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
by Sovi big red September 29, 2013
An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
by Craig00 February 13, 2006