Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011
The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022