a) (ancient definition): a person made out of snow and ice in the winter in northern countries such as Canada or some of the Scandinavian countries

b) new British slang term for a Canadian, similar to a Canuck
while a snowman, definition a) is virtually unknown to modern soc-med controlled idiotagers (or a machine-dominated urchins as Bill O'Reilly calls them, and literally condemned as not Islamic by some politicians in Saudi Arabia, I, as a Canadian was nothing short of amazed that someone that i met in an international chatroom would call me a snowman, definition b).
by Sexydimma December 30, 2016
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A male that comes quick,has a lot of come,or comes frequently.Likes hand jobs. Likes to "snow" on females. Snow is known as cum.
A snowman is also known as minute-men. A "Skeeter"
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A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!
Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.
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TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
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When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
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Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.
"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "
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When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
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