human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

by Faggotniggergookspec February 15, 2018

Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt

My girlfriend is so good at gogurting

by far-gone October 1, 2014

Gogurting

When you cum, dont let any of it out and then you squeeze it back down to your balls

"Yo I was gogurting last night and now it feels like i have a 3rd nut lmao"

by 0v3rd0sr May 1, 2019

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”

by Broski119 April 21, 2023

Gogurt

Some nasty watery ass yogurt

Man, I accidentally bought the Gogurt

by XxxdonteatGogurt January 14, 2018

Gogurt

When you cum in a condom, take it off and the girl/guy/them squeeze the cum out into their mouth

After I came Jeff’s mom pulled a Gogurt

by Mattfromrphs December 21, 2018