this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
by Jack10392 May 6, 2010
an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"
Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!
by Pipistrello January 11, 2009
Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
by ZeeLeader October 8, 2011
The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.
Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
by Grim Karen September 13, 2019
by Jerome93 September 12, 2019
When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.
by Chazmatic September 12, 2019