1:Blazing so much, acting normal isn't an option. Within a split second, the following runs through your brain; munchies, 420, pigs, captain crunch, bongs, god, all while laughing, only to forget everything you just thought about.

2:A term to describe a funny event/joke about ganja.
1:Shit, these brownies made me stoney bologna. I'm just gonna relax so my brain can function again.

2:Dr. Gonzo:Last night we smoked out my neighbors dog then we gave it some mushies, that night was stoney bologna man.
by master of reality 420 November 22, 2009
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"Perpetual state of being stoned" as defined by Doobie
"Robert didn't know he was late for work, because he was in Stoney Land!!!"
by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011
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described as being very high or stoned, often used among friends to describe smoking
Greg - "Yo, you wanna rip that blunt later?"
Luke - "Shit man you know I'm always down to get a lil stoney dungy."
Greg - "Well lets spark that fahkin thing."
by jackchop December 13, 2010
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used commonly by Canadians, stony creek is the expression people use after getting high
"holy look at Jimmy! he's takin' a trip up stoney creek!"
by skiffywank1234 June 15, 2016
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When your so high that you cant even function properly.
by yuuuur November 1, 2018
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The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009
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