Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.
by songthrush January 22, 2012
Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.
Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
by Texas Toad February 9, 2009
In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.
Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
by Dookaleechy December 2, 2010
This is when you've been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/TV or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb butt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you're bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.
Ty: Is Dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.
by Talonz April 16, 2010
A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.
by Kaneeeee July 9, 2012
A great drunking bar trick. To get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.
by Sir DorkALot April 20, 2005
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004