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Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
Sleep Socking by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

Louisianna Brown Socking 

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.
Sweet socking by sweetsocks June 2, 2007

purple socking 

When having sex with someone and your about to ejaculate and you squeeze the two cheeks of their anus together causing there purple rectum to come out causing "purple socking"
Andrea Was Purple Socking With Gareth All Night Now She Walks Like She Has A Pole Up Her Ass..

Hot-Socking 

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.
Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.
Hot-Socking by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018

Wet Socking 

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
Wet Socking by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015