The annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.
Every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed 'Smother's Day', in light of her mother's constant adulation, doting and neediness.
by out back May 7, 2007
When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
by koolegged August 6, 2013
by TheBlarg December 21, 2015
When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.
Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.
by b4sucks September 9, 2009
Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.
by SCheMaH December 31, 2008
When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.
by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019
by zachduval June 20, 2007