when you want to sound "gangsta" or parody rap lingo...use freely and in excess.
most importantly, pretend you're unaware of its other meaning.
most importantly, pretend you're unaware of its other meaning.
by erindahood November 3, 2007
by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018
Something that only Macklemore does and only Macklemore can do. Nobody knows what it is. The only information that has been realeased is in the song "And We Danced"
by alright i skeeted November 24, 2010
-Your mom and I had a talk last night, it went something like skeet skeet skeet-
-Mommy, i couldn't sleep last night, the mice in yours and daddy's room kept going skeet skeet skeet-
-Mommy, i couldn't sleep last night, the mice in yours and daddy's room kept going skeet skeet skeet-
by sinsayshunz March 20, 2005
Repost this you degenerates ! LOL
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by Honkey tonk the druid October 9, 2019
Kid 1: I just bowled a strike. Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Kid 2: I got a better grade than you on my math test. Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Kid 2: I got a better grade than you on my math test. Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!
by amliekxe April 17, 2011
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