A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
by Simonismuchosmelly May 26, 2019
Get the Simonmug. by bigassppindahouse November 4, 2018
Get the Simonmug. A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.
by Angomango27 September 6, 2019
Get the Simonmug. by Squiddy_Steph July 21, 2019
Get the Simonmug. An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
by Kytee January 18, 2010
Get the Simonmug. The fattest shit i know
by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019
Get the Simonmug. Yo Simon suck my toe jam
by Fatyumboi September 17, 2018
Get the Simonmug.