Who the hell is Sarah Palin?
by RianFowler September 4, 2008
Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
by monkiki September 9, 2008
1. John McCain's running mate on the Republican Ticket for the 2008 United States Presidential Election.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
1. Sarah Palin: *answers phone* Hello?
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
by Alex Will September 21, 2008
Spawned February 11, 1964 when God himself came to earth and farted. This event is also known as the Immaculate Misconception.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Sarah Palin's Immaculate Misconceptions include but are not limited to:
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
Pitbull in lipstick and a tight skirt! Sexy Showtime librarian lookalike and already a certified Republican truthteller...otherwise known as a BIG Liar.Yea Sarah how bout that bridge to nowhere...said "No Thanks"????Congress killed it but you still took the money...didn't ya sweetie?
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!
Sarah Palin is to the vice presidency what STD's and unwanted pregnancies are ...PREVENTABLE!
VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08
VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08
by Brainegal September 10, 2008
Alaskan governess chosen by John McCain as his running mate for the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.
A former beauty queen and high-school basketball player which only up until a year-and-a-half ago was mayor of a town of 8,000. (Yet is somehow ready to become Vice-President of the free world. And to think that they criticize Barack Obama for inexperience.) Really chosen by McCain to sway cheap votes for him primarily because she's hawt.
Was in trouble in her own state due to abuse of power with legislative investigation underway due to allegations that she fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire her brother-in-law (a state trooper). Is Pro-Life, against same-sex marriage, anti-evolution, has no real idea of foreign policy or the economy.
She's still pretty hot, though.
A former beauty queen and high-school basketball player which only up until a year-and-a-half ago was mayor of a town of 8,000. (Yet is somehow ready to become Vice-President of the free world. And to think that they criticize Barack Obama for inexperience.) Really chosen by McCain to sway cheap votes for him primarily because she's hawt.
Was in trouble in her own state due to abuse of power with legislative investigation underway due to allegations that she fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire her brother-in-law (a state trooper). Is Pro-Life, against same-sex marriage, anti-evolution, has no real idea of foreign policy or the economy.
She's still pretty hot, though.
"I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq."
-- Sarah Palin on Iraq and foreign-policy, Alaskan Business Monthly.
"What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
-- Sarah Palin on the Vice-President's responsibilities, to Larry Kudlow of CNBC's Kudlow & Co. In an other interview with Kudlow she considered herself a "long-shot" for the Vice-Presidency. Also stated that the veep job was "unproductive" in a different interview a month earlier.
-- Sarah Palin on Iraq and foreign-policy, Alaskan Business Monthly.
"What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
-- Sarah Palin on the Vice-President's responsibilities, to Larry Kudlow of CNBC's Kudlow & Co. In an other interview with Kudlow she considered herself a "long-shot" for the Vice-Presidency. Also stated that the veep job was "unproductive" in a different interview a month earlier.
by 200WingFilms August 31, 2008
Noun
Boldfaced, shameless liar.
One who lacks integrity or self-respect.
Someone who doesn't believe in science or facts or evidence.
Hypocrite
Boldfaced, shameless liar.
One who lacks integrity or self-respect.
Someone who doesn't believe in science or facts or evidence.
Hypocrite
by A J' P September 10, 2008