shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 14, 2007

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 21, 2005

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

by BillionBro October 15, 2023

AH SHIT AH SHIT

It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.

Get your face into the ASS HOLE SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT is SHIT is telling off AH SHIT AH SHIT!!!!

by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 15, 2020

AH SHIT AH SHIT BABY BABY

One who hates changing DIAPERS

Carl I am sick of your AH SHIT AH SHIT BABY BABY INFANTILISM as it gets in the way as SHANE CODD for GOD SAKES is trying to sing HER SONG as FUCK YOU , "she is saying "GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY HEAD".

by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021