rustic

someone not from round these parts; unfamiliar with most terms found on urban dictionary

That fella is a bit rustic

by urbanjoesheep December 19, 2016

rustic cuff

The ring of truffle butter left on your finger after sticking it in a chicks ass

I fingered this chicks ass and got a rustic cuff

by jg87 April 28, 2016

rustic man shirt

A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.

"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"

by a crisp man March 11, 2018

rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.

Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!

by Cometsh December 7, 2017

Rustic Cheb

Another name for male genitalia, usually referring to the head of the penis.

You can suck my rustic cheb, bitch!

by Shauny Boi November 3, 2007

Rustical

Rustical is obviously another word for "cool" or " awesome"

That party had 4 lives bands but the DJ was rustical.

by Wordsmith3231312 March 23, 2013

Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.

He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”

by Samples2138 November 15, 2023