Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.

He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”

by Samples2138 November 15, 2023

Futu-rustic

An emerging avant-garde design style that blends streamlined, parametric shapes with traditional, naturalist elements, resulting in a special kind of humble yet expressive harmony.

- Yo, G.E. where did you get the cool shelf from? It's weirdly cozy and sci-fi at the same time...
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".

by Eszenyi June 5, 2025

rustic

someone not from round these parts; unfamiliar with most terms found on urban dictionary

That fella is a bit rustic

by urbanjoesheep December 19, 2016

Rustic Cheb

Another name for male genitalia, usually referring to the head of the penis.

You can suck my rustic cheb, bitch!

by Shauny Boi November 3, 2007

Rustical

Rustical is obviously another word for "cool" or " awesome"

That party had 4 lives bands but the DJ was rustical.

by Wordsmith3231312 March 23, 2013

rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.

Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!

by Cometsh December 7, 2017

Rustic

A look that only some places can pull off. The look can be created by certain wall decorations such as stop signs or christmas lights.

Wow! That unfinished paint looks so rustic underneath those christmas lights and stolen street signs.

by IknowRustic March 6, 2016