A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness
I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo
by American Cynic July 29, 2008
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1, An expansion of the word "Spazmo" and can be used in the same context, however the extended nature of the word boosts its effect.

2, Spazmo-Retardo has also been linked to sufferers of the learning disability Dyslexia.

3, Spazmo-Retardo can also be interchanged with the name for the Dyslexia Diagnostic Test.
1, Hey Matt, you are such a F*cking spazmo-retardo!

2, Hey Matt, you are a spazmo-retardo, how much extra time do you get on your test again?

3, Hey Matt, don't you get a free laptop if you fail the spazmo-retardo test?
by dvdclwll March 12, 2006
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self explanatory ...thinking your smarter than everyone else and trying to force others to succumb to your retarded rules or way of thinking.
liberal left of center types are only interested in spreading their retardo fascism and not interested in the truth.
by Lackosn October 12, 2004
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The act of dying a terrible moronic and/or pointless death. It's also an attack Mewchu11 knows.
11: FLAMEINF RETARDO DEATH!
Everyone else: *dies*
by Mewchu11 April 24, 2004
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Sexy spanish speaking black man who makes mistakes at love because he simple knows no better.
Wes: "You are so much better than him."
Jess: "I know he's such an El Retardo"
by Jesslynn 22880 March 22, 2007
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