Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

by AnitaSpanking May 26, 2015

Projectile Cum

When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.

Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where

by BigDaddy_69_420 December 4, 2020

projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion

Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.

by GammaK July 9, 2016

Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler May 9, 2021

projectile attack

any attack that requres you to perform a quarter-circle down-forward + punch maneuver.

Hadoken is a projectile attack

by Poor boy from a poor family December 2, 2003

Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking

Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on

by banjostrings October 18, 2009

Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.

When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols

by Quartermile October 12, 2010