A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.
by Proctor December 26, 2019
Get the Proctormug. A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to
by TJ proctor June 4, 2016
Get the tj proctormug. by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022
Get the seamen proctormug. Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
Get the Christopher Proctormug. The act of ignoring, avoiding, or not seeking evidence as part of a routine law enforcement investigation as a means to protect the perpetrator. Often simultaneously occurs with the destruction and loss of exculpatory evidence.
After the captain killed his wife, the young detective proctored the evidence so badly a conviction would never happen.
by leezeca March 12, 2025
Get the proctormug. A huge Nonce who loves kids and dresses up as Santa and sticks his dick up their ass for their present
by Ryan 123 December 2, 2022
Get the Ptolemy Proctormug. 