The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
by Chrysostom January 12, 2013
Get the one-man waltzmug. A person who gets a crowd psyched up by being the first one to clap or to shout.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.
Man, that show tonight had a rough crowd, at least Gary was there to get them to start cheering, he's a one-man crowd!
by DINOLazar August 20, 2010
Get the One-man Crowdmug. Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.
by Saint Cuchulainn January 06, 2009
Get the One-man rodeomug. 
My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass
by harry July 19, 2003
Get the one man bandmug. by KyleXxX March 29, 2010
Get the one man wolfpackmug. by Anonymous July 11, 2003
Get the one man bandmug.