Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!
Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!
by Kermitsuicide69 October 8, 2019
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A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
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Destroy dick December is the true December after waiting all month of November u can finally destroy your dick to your full potential
by Thewiseoldome November 2, 2019
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immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022
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On December 1st, you nut once, December 2nd, you nut twice all the way up to the 31st where you nut 31 times.
Guy 1: are you doing Destroy Dick December?
Guy 2: Hell no!!
by User3948384 November 4, 2019
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