Muff Cabbage 

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.

Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010

muff cabbage 

Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.

omg, Pauly-D told me he didn't close the deal with Snooki because of her rotten muff cabbage

muff cabbage by Mrs. Crabtree October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing...

South Park reference

You're a muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by JMoyer October 15, 2010

muff cabbage 

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

Muff Cabbage 

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

muff cabbage 

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010