micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

MicroPenis

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 4, 2020