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A Portuguese surname originally meaning Peasant Farmer. Throughout the centuries however it has adopted a meaning of extreme bitchiness. Almost 60% of people with that name have gone to lead a life of extreme laziness with the excuse "The ancestors worked enough for the both of 'em"
Person A: Hey do you want to head to the gym
Person B: No, im too tired
Person A: Freaking Oquendo's and their uber-laziness, get up for one day in your life
by Taunis August 29, 2010

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