Lars

Basically a ugly name that is given to the most retarded scandinavian babies. Saying his name is now considered an offense in 3 countries.

"You know that guy lars"
Mom:"Go wash your mouth!"

by Hamena October 7, 2015

Lars

lars is on amstelveen college.
the most girls love him en he is a pretty guy and always saying cancer to people. he is a real guy from the netherlands

lars his hobby is rukken

by gemeente aalsmeer November 6, 2019

Lars

Your personal pocket-sized fluffy lesbian

Lars means that both people cum.

by brendondallonryan January 24, 2019

Lars

When you have a thumb dick

"Ok, I'll warn you babe it's a lars dick so you can't deep throat it ok"
"bitch that's a thumb dick"
"That's what Lars means look it up in urban dictionary"

by FishyVag12 April 17, 2017

Lars

The definition of a Lars is a racist, homophobic, autistic, sexist and discriminating person who is always out trying to discriminate against other people. He also watches a lot of porn and that is a reason for all the dirty-minded comments. He will never come in time for an appointment because he is at home styling his cap on his head. Other things a Lars would like to do is to fuck with your sister or kiss younger girls.

1.
Women at a clothing store.
"It won't fit its too big", women
"That's what she said", Lars

2.

"Whats the difference to boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps."

"Who said that?"
"It has to be Lars."

by batman124 March 23, 2022

Lars

Real Danish fag from da hood. If you ever threaten him with a gun, he'll fucking stomp you with his 48" dick and shit on you afterwards.

"Ayo homie, dis neighborhood real dangerous. Could be a Lars here"
"Ayo, watch out! The Lars with his magnum dong will stomp yo ass"

by Lars_SK June 1, 2022

Lars

The sound of a car door being slammed

-Hey! Close the car door would ya?

-*Lars*

by rfoat August 20, 2010