Fleece Jibber

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

by xacy December 3, 2011

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Bus Jibber

The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a pro football quarterback.

Bus Jibber is great at trucking. Of course, that's because one of his distant relatives is a truck.

by RamRancher20 January 30, 2021

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Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

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