a rather large homoerectus who often denies the fact that they are a potato
'what are you being such a jess for?'
by Sofaaaaaaaaaa June 11, 2020
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She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .
P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!
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Jess, the name given to a kind heart-ed individual, born winner and just a stunning girl. A lady who is rather quiet at first but has a sense of humour that only people wish they had!

Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.

As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.

Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.

Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
"Hey, You're driving like a Jess!"
by ChrisH94 March 15, 2020
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A very very very short little hobbit who likes to visit guys behind dumpsters
"eww is that a jess?"
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Jess has small titties but they are still nice😍 she takes nudes and sends them to her friend group. Her boyfriends dick is bent and he gets a boner every time he sees her. She smokes and drinks a lot. It’s her life get over it. She won’t be a virgin this time next week.
Jess is sexy asf😍
by Noodlebruh December 30, 2019
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Jess is an absolute amazing girl who makes you feel so good it’s unreal just talking to her makes your day 100 times better than it first was she cares she’s total wifey material and total mum material to some day ;) she’s beautiful yet she won’t believe it cause she can’t see her self through our eyes if she could she’d realise how amazing she is
Jess is a beautiful girl who you should never let go of she’s yours take pride that she’s yours cause there’s like 7 billion people she could be with but he’s with you

Love you babe😉
-Ev
“Jess is the best girl I’ve ever met
by EvH1872 July 13, 2018
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