3 definitions by Noodlebruh

Jess has small titties but they are still nice😍 she takes nudes and sends them to her friend group. Her boyfriends dick is bent and he gets a boner every time he sees her. She smokes and drinks a lot. It’s her life get over it. She won’t be a virgin this time next week.
Jess is sexy asf😍
by Noodlebruh December 30, 2019
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Wllxms is a hottie. His dick is so large. About 7 inches I’d say. His dad left😍 his mum low key hates him. He tells people that they give weak hugs. He wanks a lot but without porn because he thinks it violates women😍 he uses “damn” and “:/“ a lot
Wllxms is hot asf
by Noodlebruh December 30, 2019
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Ugl is the most lit gc of all time. It consists of Jess, wllxms and Amelie. Jess is a furious masturbator but her titties are nice(small). She watches lesbian porn because penises look weird. Wllxms loves anime and his old Instagram user was datpuglifedoe69 and you should go follow him. His cock is big. Amelie is the queen of the group. Her titties are bigger than Jess AND wllxms (ikr bigger that wllxms’) she masturbates gently. You will never be a part of ugl just face it.
Ugl is such a good group chat. It’s where the shit goes down.
by Noodlebruh December 31, 2019
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