The love of my life. He's tall, funny, handsome, and most importantly he makes me feel wonderful. I love him!!
by Peanut January 24, 2005
by LMC August 3, 2004
Mid YouTuber, only post cringe shit. If you subscribe to jellymid your father will automatically disappear.
Jellybean the annoying fuck
by Mr. Chad Buttowski April 23, 2022
(Verb) To pass someone interested in you along to a friend, like one might pass a friend a football -- or a jellybean. Unlike jellybeans, however, people have feelings all their own, so a successful jellybeaning is rare and requires great skill and concentration.
Note: Some people are more desirable than others, just like some jellybeans are more desirable than others, so a successful jellybeaning can be a truly charitable act(if passing along a popcorn jellybean of this world) or a less-than-charitable act (if passing along a nasty, black jellybean of this world).
Note: Some people are more desirable than others, just like some jellybeans are more desirable than others, so a successful jellybeaning can be a truly charitable act(if passing along a popcorn jellybean of this world) or a less-than-charitable act (if passing along a nasty, black jellybean of this world).
Dawg, this girl is a dime, but I have a baby mamma all my own. Let's jellybean her to my bro.
OR
Dawg, this girl has a face that makes me long for Stevie Wonder's eyesight, but my friend is drunk and desperate and has no game. I'll jellybean her to him -- it will be a win-win situation.
OR
Dawg, this girl has a face that makes me long for Stevie Wonder's eyesight, but my friend is drunk and desperate and has no game. I'll jellybean her to him -- it will be a win-win situation.
by MichiganDaniel July 11, 2008
Basically another word for "small balls", (testis, etc)
If a chick calls you jellybeans around her friends, you need to grow some.
If a chick calls you jellybeans around her friends, you need to grow some.
Jill: "Hows Joe?"
Mary: "Joe? OOOH, you mean Jellybeans?? Pssh that cracka still aint got nothin for me to work with, i think ima find me a black man to work me up reeaal nice!"
Mary: "Joe? OOOH, you mean Jellybeans?? Pssh that cracka still aint got nothin for me to work with, i think ima find me a black man to work me up reeaal nice!"
by KOOLKIDELI October 27, 2010
A bad youtuber who thinks people like her although half her stupid fanbase are 7 year old's who think saying "Its not a mistake its a masterpiece" is cool, jellybean is the type of person to get bullied every day and ignored by every attractive person, usually turns lesbian towards another fat ass ugly girl.
Person 1: "dude have you seen jellybean?"
Person 2: "yeah I just finished bullying the shit out of her"
Person 2: "yeah I just finished bullying the shit out of her"
by jellybadmid April 25, 2022
Someone who looks like a hooman, but is actually a bean-shaped sweet with a gelatinous centre and a firm sugar coating who has camouflaged themself to blend with humanity. It's a miracle that the men (and women) in black haven't caught her yet. They also have impeccable taste in music and shows and are a person of culture. If you find one, shoot on sight or you'll risk getting a super cool friend (who might even take you to jellybean planet one day).
Person #1: *Listens to cool music that is not basic and watches/suggests the best shows to people*
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
by Astrifer June 24, 2021