iowa

An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
Do good in school, or you'll end up in Iowa.
by I-L-L December 06, 2006
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iowa

One of the fifty nifty united states which absolutely blows except for the University of Iowa, which is the coolest, most awesome, hottest girl containing, university in the US! Home of the Hawkeyes and rated in the top 5 for party schools. Also famous for football tailgating and coining FAC.
Iowa would be shit if it weren't for the University of Iowa.
by Herky September 29, 2005
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iowa

a state in the is that every person is either a dunk, a druggy, a nic addict, or all of the above. no one has anything to do there so they all just get messed up
i just went to iowa and every person i met was fucked up
by yktfvhoe087 July 10, 2020
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IOWA

Acronym for idiots out wandering around. Also known as the stupid state.
IOWA is the stupidest state ever.
by LongRodVonHugenDong#1 May 17, 2011
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IOWA

Dude, that's a total IOWA'n there.
by Signe Newman June 28, 2008
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iowa

Welcome to Iowa, the hole in the middle of the United States.
by PunkArs March 20, 2008
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