sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

by zutroy February 12, 2004

owns my face

The highest state of ownage, because your face is all you have. Can be positive or negative.

Oh God, this new, unreleased Coheed & Cambria owns my fucking face!

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003

Out My Face

When Someone Says Something You Don't Agree With, Or Says Some Dumb Shit You Tell Them "Up Out My Face" Or "Up Out My Ear Drum"

"I'm Not Finna Rap W/ You, Out My Face!"
"Out My Ear Drum"

by PrettyGirl95 September 11, 2011

Stole my face

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

by Dango Bill December 6, 2009

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 2, 2010

Sit on my face

The annoying habit of a kitty.

Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.

by ZPhallusY July 29, 2010

Smell My Face

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus

Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.

by Smell My Face November 27, 2005