And I made her say it!

Considering nowadays you can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who will say "that's what she said," you now have the most appropriate response to it ever. "And I made her say it." Perfect. Presto. It just works. Not only does it diffuse an annoying "thats what she said" moment, but it also puts the ball into your court permanently, because the idiot saying it really doesn't have a response to counter it. Go on, don't be shy, try it today! It's risk free! Unless of course you're stupid.

Good time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude did you take that math test?"
Bro2 "Yea man it was sooo harddddd!"
Bro1 "Bro huhhahhaha....thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Niiiiiceeeee"

Bad time to use it...

Bro1 "Dude, I got high yesterday!!"
Bro2 "Is that all?
Bro1 "Hah! Thats what she said!"
Bro2 "Yea, and I made her say it!"
Bro1 "Fail."

by comediclaughterje December 13, 2010

you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

by theeternalsmile November 26, 2013

...is what I meant to say!

A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.

Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"

by who_dares_wins October 21, 2011

do you know what i am saying?

a line from the south park episode when butters is a pimp.

kyle: butters, i think we should talk.
butters: well sure, kyle.
kyle: don't you see this is wrong? your getting little boys spending all there lunch money on kisses. it's wrong.
butters: kyle, everyone pays for kisses, do you know what i am saying? if you got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later, you're paying for it.

by frontbacksidetoside11 August 05, 2010

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

by TwanDiggity September 03, 2005

I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:

I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM

by Enby Humanoid January 04, 2021