well, most girls my age think that i would like her, (considering i'm 12) but i don't. but hey, if you want to listen to some girl caterwaul, look like a horse, and sing 'vote for sex' backwards, be my guest. shoot, i'm not even sure she's a 'she'.
and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.
and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.
by mya mastodon April 4, 2008
A terrible show on Disney Channel featuring some ugly "nobody" girl who sings horribly and talks with a spitty tennessee accent. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.
by Depriisha August 21, 2006
As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.
Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.
by K_rachel_O October 27, 2007
1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.
2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.
3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.
3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.
2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!
3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.
2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!
3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
by baseballbats2021 March 11, 2009
by Ralphsters March 16, 2015
A horrible Disney Channel show.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD July 20, 2006
Hannah Montana is literally the MOST AWFUL thing to have happened to the world.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
*Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are quietly talking about their upcoming tour when they hear an unholy racket coming from next door*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
by Gavz April 29, 2008