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grab a knob

A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.
"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"

"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
grab a knob by Diego Milito August 12, 2016

grab your ankles 

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.
The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.
grab your ankles by firstbullet January 18, 2009

grab ass 

1. the act of wrestling or chasing another person with the intention to squeeze that person's butt
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses
1. Yesterday I caught my younger brother and his friends playing grab ass.
2. When my boss caught me and a co-worker smoking outside, my boss told us to stop playing grab ass.
grab ass by toast455 July 20, 2005

Grab bag 

A girl wearing large and/or baggy clothing making it difficult to tell what kind of body she has underneath.
That chick is always wearing sweatshirts and Jnco's, what a grab bag.
Grab bag by maceow September 19, 2009

grab some bench 

Say it to someone who says or does something stupid or embarassing. Meaning they should stop what they are saying or doing.
Person A: Hey I'm totally going to get laid with all of the girls in our class.
Person B: Your done, grab some bench.

Grab her by the milk and honey 

"Doug should grab her by the milk and honey."