Google

A “pick me” girl that doesn’t know the struggles of stuttering.

Google needs to stfu.

by pleasecallmedashing February 24, 2021

Google

The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.

Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.

by ouy April 11, 2022

Google

A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache

Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"

by ItsUnsaid September 02, 2022

Google

Just Search in Google Dumbass

Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.

by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019

Google

A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!

A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru

by rusted-iron-oxide August 04, 2022

Google

You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.

Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up

by datmyhomie October 14, 2020

Google

Masturbating...

When i am alone, I Google Myself

by Samyt June 25, 2009