gleek 

1. n. a projectile sublingual gland secretion in the form of a single stream, usually stimulated by a sour taste or by yawning, sometimes involuntary, often controlled and used as a sly way of spitting on someone.

2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone

1. Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek.

2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.

gleek by marsatlast April 17, 2006

gleek 

A jet or spray of saliva that shoots out from under someones tounge. Some can squeeze their salivary glands and spray, but often someone will "gleek" on accident when yawning or opening their mouth widely.

*YAWN*

"Ew man you just gleeked on my paper!"

"Oh crap I didnt even know I could do that!"

gleek by foscko October 17, 2006

Greeks 

People from Greece or are Greek- American

have the longest ass last names you will ever here

Love to have a good time, drink, party, and surprisingly go to church aswell.

Hard working, and hate slackers.

put and includes family before everything

Hey Maria Pappasziotolopous can I come to your party on Saturday?

Yea Jim, all my yiayias 2nd cousins and uncles will be there too! :D

it's alright I love Greeks!

Greeks by chrisandchristinaaswellascarol July 28, 2009

gleek 

a gleek is a fan of the American show Glee

The gleeks couldn't wait for the next Glee episode to air.

gleek by A.NO November 13, 2013

geekspeak 

Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.

1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!

geekspeak by flameeverlasting May 15, 2005

gleesturbation 

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.

My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

gleesturbation by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010

Circle Jerk For Geeks 

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.

Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"

Circle Jerk For Geeks by boobies4eva August 16, 2011