foster

to step on, usu. in a fight

That guy just fostered the other guy in the nuts.

by Excello April 13, 2008

foster

no parents / orphan

foster: people with no parents

parents dont want the kids

kids live with their grandparents

by donthavetoknowme1 June 10, 2011

fostered

when a female is deepthroating a male's genitalia and after gagging repeatedly, she vomits all over the penis.

Male 1: Dude, I got fostered by that chick who was deepthroating my dick. She is disgusting!

Male 2: Wow how nasty!

by kylelarkinx November 10, 2010

Foster

Super athletic (mostly at football) and gets all of the laddies but only sticks to one and gets attached too easily.

Wow, that boy can really run the ball... yeah he must be a Foster.

by Dan Hibbet December 6, 2016

fosters

fucking neeeeeeeectar lager, despite wot all these tools say...

im a tool; i dont like fosters...

by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004

Fosterism

A syndrome that happens when a redneck tries to be super intellectual, but in reality sound the biggest douchebag in the universe. It is very common for people with the is syndrome to drink, smoke, and dip excessively.

Fosterist: I believe that by wearing my Nike shirts because it is made in the United States. I believe that if you don't have shoes made in America you are a disappointment. I believe that if everyone was a Libertarian then America could be at peace
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.

by the pizza man 12345 April 8, 2015

Foster

foster is the hottest man to walk the earth. period.

girl: foster date me!
Foster: sorry, im already dating 1000 girls.

by EXDA March 26, 2019