a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
by djadenosine March 11, 2007
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by Philip George September 19, 2005
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
Noun.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 13, 2016
1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet
2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"
2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
by Clamler March 6, 2013
When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
by Fossil Pants March 22, 2012