A practicer of douchery, lonely, and thirsty af. as well as loud af
Julio-Did you see Ezra at that party? He was thirsty af!
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Ezra is the pseudonym for the inventor of a strategy to combat street crime. Word has it, that it has become common custom of Northern Americans to pin flags to their backpacks in Western countries to the point where it has become synonymous with a sign for pick-pockets so as to avoid the travellers, as they surely will carry exclusively traveller's cheques with them. It has been speculated, that Canadians use this trick as a means of self-defence from petty street crime following the example of their leader. Notably, Ezra also enjoy good soil-grown wine, the two-tiered, cohesive, federal parliamentary system of his country, and amateur Czech pornography.

A peculiar trait of this species is a Pavlov's dog salivation reaction to the word "Canada" which however if mentioned in a negative context may result in receiving bite marks and permanent scarring when it comes to debating with friends.

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1. How many Ezra's can you count in the street? Only one, who else would pin a Canadian flag to their backpack!?
2. Hey Ezra, wanna exchange some money? Oh no, they don't take traveller's cheques here!
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Ezra is a mental cunt, he gets mad bitches (hella hoes), gets spoiled, and has a huge penis. He is referred to a “goddest
Girl one: holy I want to be with ezra so bad he’s such a goddest

Girl 2: that’s my fucking boyfreind
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Smart, talented, and comedic, Ezra is an active and skilled person who usually stays quiet but can be known as the loudest person in the room when they are around their friends and family.
Bozo: "Why are you being so quiet Ezra?"

Ezra: "I don't want to talk to you?"
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Ezra is a highly intelligent individual, possessing a sharp intellect and a natural curiosity that fuels his love of learning. Despite his intelligence, he tends to be rather reserved and quiet in social situations, often preferring to observe and analyze rather than take an active role in conversations. However, when he is around close friends and family, he becomes much more outgoing and talkative, sharing jokes and stories with ease.

Ezra is also quiet talking with girls, but his shyness often gets the best of him when it comes to approaching them or starting a conversation. Despite his initial hesitation, he is kind and respectful to all those around him, and his charming demeanor often endears him to those he interacts with. Overall, Ezra is a complex individual with a rich inner life, a quick wit, and a gentle heart.
Ezra was hesitant to approach the girl he liked, but his friends encouraged him to muster the courage and strike up a conversation with her.
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