fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...

my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.

fartaholic by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008

Forwaholic 

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.

"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."

Forwaholic by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009

Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

Fartalicious by hemik December 23, 2009

fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.

Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"

fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Fashaholic 

Someone who loves fashion

I've always been the guy who, like, you know, like, you know they never give me pocket money, they always buy me stuff. You know my dads a Fashaholic, yeah?

Yeh..

My dad always tries to buy me really expensive clothes. And I'm always like nah dad I don't want it, it's too expensive.

Fashaholic by Fashaholic March 2, 2016

flirtaholic 

a person who cannot stop themselves from flirting

Even when I'm around, if there is a pretty girl in the room, my boyfriend turns into a flirtaholic.

flirtaholic by OhMyLady September 24, 2011

Faceaholic 

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.

Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

Faceaholic by TV CAR March 19, 2010