Emerson is fucking amazing
by Jaydolf Shitler February 28, 2019
by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018
the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self
by jasonmoore44 September 30, 2019
Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.
by ArtsyRoseWater February 24, 2018
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1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.
Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.
Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.
Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.
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