by James November 21, 2003
When 1 Person Sticks There penis inside the Others butt and cums and wipes it on a hot dog bun and eats it whole.
by The Hot Dog Button July 11, 2008
when the male inserts his penis into a pastry far enough so that the tip of the penis is sticking out. he then inserts his penis head into the girls rectum while she is turtle heading then proceeds to ejaculate on her face
by shyts weak August 17, 2010
Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 9, 2011
When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
by ***MITCH*** April 12, 2008
Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016
The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017